i met a girl with 12 nipples
satan does not approve of the harming of little kids
satan disproves of rape
satan wants you to treat others the way you want to be treated
Satan sounds like a swell guy, actually
Damn Satan you more tolerate than christianity
If he does not stop, destroy him
I’m pretty sure I already live by all these rules
This week on ‘I Didn’t Know I Was A Satanist’
“Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself”— FUCKING THIS. If you have other options, stop bitching and start making changes.
saying ‘since you support gay marriage you must be gay’ is like saying ‘since you support obama you must be obama’
we are all obama
And I swear in that moment we were Obama
We accept the Obama we think we deserve
My thoughts are Baracks I cannot fathom into Obamas.
Obama and I do share a more profound bond